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A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."
Male: To masturbate. To have a wank.
"Fuck me, she's gorgeous. I'm gonna have to go home and bang one out over her."
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(N.) Hands down the best tv show ever created in the face of God. Features the two most beautiful men on earth; Chad Michael Murray & James Lafferty. Overall, the reason to live.
Nikita: Man did you see how amazingly hotttt Lucas looked tonight?
Linz: Oh hellll yeahhhh! Only on ONE TREE HILL
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This type of love does not seem to be mutual, and most people in a "loving couple" tend to discriminate against this, saying it is not a type of love at all. One-sided love commonly occurs when a relationship or marriage breaks, and one person moves on, while their spouse constantly thinks of them and attempts to win them back, often in vain.
See also: obsession
See also: infatuation
Consider: love triangle
John loves Jane. Jane loves John. Jane finds Jake. Jane now loves Jake. Jake loves Jane. John is sad, because he still loves Jane. John experiences one-sided love, even though Jane does not acknowledge that.
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One-trick Pablo (noun):
A performer (often a standup comic) who, while funny at first, has become old, tiresome, and appears unable to come up with any new material.
One-trick Pablos generally have highly respected and well recognized early performances published on YouTube, however they lack the creativity to continue their development beyond this initial success.
One-trick Pablos are often still touring, flogging the same dated and boring shit, sometimes packaged slightly differently.
Origin:
Named after Pablo Francisco - who gained fame from his MadTV and Comedy Central Presents appearance in 2000 - who continues to tour, attract massive crowds to see hacked up versions of his original material interspersed with un-intelligible raves, baby talk and sex humor which leaves most of the fans disappointed (except for the retards).
Hey did you go see that Franscisco guy when he was in town?
Yeah, sure did, he was crap! He did his same old jokes! I guess he's just a One-trick Pablo!
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The art of pulling your dick out of one hole and into another while cumming, so you cum at least two pumps in each hole.
Sally couldn't make up her mind where she wanted me to come, so I gave her an Alabama Hole In One.
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A girl guys are comfortable around and the girl is comfortable around guys
Rita: Oh Jesse is Just one of the guys, she would never shop at Hollister.
George: She is so awesome though!
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