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potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!
potato rocks fucking up society since the beginning of time
The art of throwing someone over your shoulder and walking through public - acting like everything's okay.
The Potato Sackee (Person over the shoulder) can take up different positions on the shoulder to make things interesting.
Look over there, that guy is potato sacking. What a legend!
An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.
"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"
When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.
Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.
"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."
A person that will have sex for potatoes.
M: dude she hung out for a bag of chips
M2: awe man she/ he is such a potato slut
when a unicorn walks up to your door, and waits for you to come out. Then it chucks a refrigerator at you so it rolls.
when i went outside in the morning to get the newspaper i got a roling potato.