A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.
Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.
Dick: Yo, Marisa said that Ephraim has an action potato.
Tom Blue: Gross!
un potato me god danm a ah a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UN POTATO ME DANM IT
To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.
" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."
you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone
We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato
When you and each of your friends orders fries at a restaurant and combine them all together to make one giant pile of fries.
Dude, we need to go to McDonalds and have a potato brigade!