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When trying to get with a girl and something/someone inturrepts it, one has 48 hours to seal the deal. If failed one spirals deep into the friend zone
john: Hey man my dad walked in on me and stacy last night.
rick: bro you got 48 hours to seal the deal or else its the friend zone for you.
john: ohhh the 48 hour rule (hooking up)
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if a cop sees a pretty woman he needs to ask if he can see her breasts
hello mam by rule 86 of the man code I must ask to see your breasts
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When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.
-Shotgun!
-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!
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A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
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Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...
don't even pass that shit to me.
guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
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A show that contradicts the "credibility" or "point" of The real World and Road Rules. The castmembers (Most of which are pushing 30, or even 40) from said shows, which were about young people finding their place in the world (Or some crap) with people from all walks of life, are invited to attempt to extend their 15 minutes of fame into an hour. They go to the challenges to get drunk, have sex, get naked and scream and punch other castmembers. And there's something about competing.
Oh God, MTV's flooding the airways with another lameass season of the real world road rules challenge.
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If you are a guy belonging to a dodgeball league in one metropolitan area, you may not substitute on a team in another league in that area that you did not join at the start of the season. The minute you enter a different metro area you in effect become a dodgeball rookie, allowing you to substitute on another team.
We need to crash Boogie's party:) Thanks the the dodgeball corollary to the area code rule, the sub rule shouldn't apply if we leave the county, lol!
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