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A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein
My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.
Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"
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Blow job
A state of bliss that some christian theologians have theorized may be obtained after living an exemplary life in heaven and dying a second death there. Considered to be the ultimate reunification with God as well, such an event if it were ever to occur would result in the holy trinity becoming the holy quarterly.
"How was it to see your wife again after all these years trapped in a cave, desperately longing for nothing but to see her sweet face once again?"
(Crying) "Oh I can't find the words to describe it... oh wait yes I can: it was a Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich!"
The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.
I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.
the perfect stoner sandwich.
it consists of nutella, peanut butter, bananas, and whipped cream in between two slices of bread.
penanuwi sandwich
v. The act of giving a blowjob while simultaneously making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"Woah, she totally gave me a P&BJ Sandwich last night!"
"No way, dude. I don't believe you."
When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich
"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."
Its when the threesome you privately set up ends up getting a lot more publicity than anyone ever needed! (The threesome wasn't even that good anyway!)
Don't talk to that snitch. That is one Sandwich Sharing mutha ******