Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.

P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.

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nub cake

stavros stefan billy and chris suck at online games

when stavros stefan billy and chris all get pwned in the brain by a sniper in call of duty 4.
Stefan"we are all nubcakes."
stavros "i know we are nubcakes."
Billy "but i am the biggest nub cake"
chris "ya u definatly r"

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fagalicious fruit cake

n.1.a gay man that is as annoying as getting fruit cakes for christmas.
2.an unpleasent gay person that is refered to as a fruit
v.3.the act of bieng a fagalicious fruit cake

1.Shut up you fagalicious fruit cake.
2.Go away you fagalicious fruit cake.
3.You fagaliciously fruit caked him!

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Chocolate Pound Cake

When an individual takes a dump in his or her hand and proceeds to give a guy a handjob.

Aaron dropped a steamy one into his palm and gave Josh a chocolate pound cake.

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Angel Food Cake

A virgin pussy.

Once an angel food cake has been penetrated, it is no longer an angel food cake.

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The Happy Birthday Cake

On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!

Tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend The Happy Birthday Cake!

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Cambodian Rice Cake

The act of ejaculating into your hand and then, with the soiled hand, slapping your partner across the face.

Mike: If she's cheating on you why don't you dump her?
Doug: Oh don't you worry, I will. But not before I give her a Cambodian Rice Cake!
Mike: What?

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