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a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
When you cum in your sock and then slap someone in the face with subsequently wet sock
Oh man I cream socked him so bad
You gonna make a cream sick later?
Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love
Person 1 - "how's that girl that you saw"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings for her"
Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love.
Person 1 - "what happen when you saw that girl"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"
When a guy from Ohio ejaculates inside any orifice.
“Last night, Britton gave me one of his world famous Ohio Cream Pies!”
Having it too easy. Everything’s handed to you, mainly in a post office work area
“That route is nothing! You need to get him off that route. He’s been getting too much of that cream”
You'll know its bad after you eat it. If you belly hurts its bad.
Mmmm that ice cream whas gooOoood! *2 minutes later* Uggghhhh wowza! That was deffinitly bad.That was (bad ice cream).