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pants whisperer

farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)

Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.

by jawbone February 8, 2010


whore-pants

pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps

Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.

by Slut McGee May 12, 2006


Snippy Pants

A seemingly keen individual whom is being snippy via text message and is wearing pants

Yeah, you were being a snippy pants 👖

by OmniJohnson October 26, 2017


Pant Open

When an foreign man or woman forgets how to speak English, so using the best of their abilities, they try to point out that someone's flyer is open or that their lower half is somewhat revealed through their clothing in a way it shouldn't be.

Foreigner: Hey! Pant open!
Person 1: What the fuck does "Pant open" mean?
Person 2: Dude.. your flyer is open.

by ReddAix December 6, 2019


Elephant Pants

That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.

Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.

by BAH549 June 25, 2019


Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.

ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."

by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023


Shatner Pants

An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.

INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023