Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.
A Wet Lad may be defined by;
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.
I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."
When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.
-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.
-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream
A boy who when you look at him you instantly become moist! If you spend a lot of time with him you get soaking!
I just saw wet westy and now i am soaking!!
A nautical term for when sailors boat sails would become wet and droop and become useless.
Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb
Guy 1: That chick is such a wet sail.
Guy 2: Yeah she's pretty stupid.
A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"
NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato
An over the pants blowjob, made famous for their popularity in Chicago’s Wrigleyville neighborhood.
She was shy to take of his pants and actually sleep with him, so she pleasured him over his pants by giving him a wet wrigley instead