A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
When a guy gets a boner while talking to another guy about something completely non-sexual.
Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.
When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.
Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.
A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection
Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.
Rare medical condition spread through putting peanut butter inside the urethra.
I heard that kid has inward boner syndrome.