gobble a dick

A term used to tell someone to shut their face by way of gobbling a dick.

Josh is sofa king annoying, I wish he'd just go gobble a dick already!

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30 with a dick

A " 30 with a dick" is a gun with a extended magazine called the "Dick"

I got a 30 with a dick on me right now

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xavier dick

Bigger than the titanic its self can give multiple orgasims

Xavier fick is bigger than a jordan and trever man xavier dick wore me out last night

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limp-dick

A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.

James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"

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Patty dick

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"

Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!

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iguana dick

happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.

guy 1: i am never jerking off with shampoo ever again

guy 2: do what happened? (guy 1 shows guy two his penis) gross! your dick looks like a damn iguana

guy 1: (to himself) hmmm, iguana dick. i'm gonna put this on urban dictionary.

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dick-penis

the ultimate insult possible in the english lanuage

eat shit, you fucking dick-penis!

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