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eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.

Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.

by gorkieboys3000 October 30, 2023


Eat Chicken You're Gay

If one eats chicken on October 20th they are now considered to be gay.

You do know that if you eat chicken you're gay today. Right?
OH well looks like I am gay and proud.

by Alexa Jannett October 21, 2021


Eat Chicken You're Gay

On October 20th if one eats chicken they are considered to be gay.

If you eat chicken you're gay dude don't eat it!
Guess I'm gay...

by Alexa Jannett October 21, 2021


eating the cotton

And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids

Can you believe that John is in there eating the cotton again

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022


eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012


ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"

"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly

by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 2, 2021


eat banger

when some one refers this to you they’re telling you to eat their firearm!

i’ll make you eat banger

by 813shytt May 6, 2023