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Someone that has a secret crush on a milf that he knows. Doesn’t have the guts too say it to here, but if Jesus had the chance he would have smashed that ass of Sonia when that leotard at the club was looking delicious that night.
Sonia jesus Marcos best friend really wants to express his fleeing with you
The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.
I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!
someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.
person one: are you religious?
person two: no, but i believe in god
person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
that one Jesus from 21 jump street
"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
The demon of Jesus who lurks in your hallways at night 😈
“CREEPY JESUS IS GONNA GET ME”
Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored
When someone is naturally strong/lean and never goes to the gym or has an open refusal to going to the gym.
“How’s he that strong he never goes to the gym?”
“I guess he’s just jesus built”