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A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john
PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"
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Nickname for John cheese meluch, a real American hero.
Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes
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After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.
Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.
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A Sweet & kind guy with a heart of gold. Patience of a saint. Brown Hair. Green Eyes. South African. One of four brothers. Youngest. Caring & selfless. Highly valuable member of society
Have you met my friend Ryan John Tyler? He's such a champ - he helped me by letting me copy his homework.
Hey! Ryan John Tyler! You're pretty hot!
When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer
Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....
If your name is John Resnover the III you get no females and need to hit the gym
My name is John Resnover III
and I get no females. I also can’t lift a 20 pound weight.
A fun YouTube e that is relatable to all the kids. *dabs*
He loves the emoji movie so much he will make a camio in the new one ' the war of emojis ' as the forehead emoji.
Hey have you seen John Patrick Douglas
Yeah I heard he is being relatable with the kiddies