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The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo
Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.
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Phrase taken from the song of the same name by Fear. Commonly used in downtown Edmonton as a way of conveying positive feelings towards the downtown area (ex. upon spotting scantily clad women) or sarcastically. (ex. upon seeing a nude homeless man arguing with a parking meter)
"Jasper ave on a Friday night? Hello drunk college girls!"
"I love living in the city!"
or
"That sure is a lovely pile of syringes in the bus shelter."
"Man, I love living in the city."
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Sticking an M-80 into a virgin's pussy and lighting it.
It was a miracle that the secretary survived both a Lansing Mail Bomb and a Traverse City Cherry Bomb.
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When you are making love to your girl and you sneak a high dip of Skoal Long Cut in your mouth. You then bend her love and after about 5 pumps, pull out and put the tobacco on the end of your winner and pack that in tight. "Like packing a Musket"
My Husband gave me a Music City Musket Loader last night... My pus is still on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A form of dance originating and deriving its name from Jersey City, in which a group of male dancers dance by the entrance to the Holland Tunnel, and attempt to tap each other with their cocks. If you get tapped by three different cocks you're in for a 5 min penalty during which ur required to polish their schlongs.
It's the Jersey City Tap Dance, u better speed up or bend over!!
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To rip ones vagina all the way back to the asshole. Usually happens during birth. Looks REALLY good when it happens.
She was asking for it all night so I gave her the Salt Lake City Smile.
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a song/rap made by city girls (written by: lil yachty). When a white hoe raps it they mess up all the words and when a black girl raps it they scream it at the top of they lungs and say every curse word clearly and correctly so the whole block can hear it. Appears to be played a lot at 'lit' nigga parties where cops end up shutting it down bc the black bitches get too loud.
Did you hear City Girls Act Up dummy hard and dummy crazy
Becky: did you hear that Molly? Molly: yass girl that's our motherfucken songg! Becky & Molly: Fake booty hoe give a fuck about a bitch!!
Tiara: girllll ik you heard that beat.. Diamond: ahhhh shitttt lets goo bitchhh, we crashing a party to day! Tiara & Diamond: REAL ASS BITCH GIVE A FUCK BOUT A NIGGA, BIG BIRKIN BAG HOLD 5, 6 FIGURES!!!
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