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pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021


I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You type the sentence "I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 25, 2023


nicey-pants

a girl who is so nice that a guy will easily walk all over her, but then feel awful about it

a naive, sheltered college freshman girl
"she is a little-miss-nicey-pants"

by mnp123 July 2, 2009


Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023


Pants blast

(n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.

Heโ€™s hot enough to give me a pants blast by sight.

by Frozen Prevert October 12, 2024


liar pants

: someone who needs reassurance

: someone who enjoys cheese

: someone who plays chess

Yeah, I broke up Denis heโ€™s a liar pants.

by 343connor January 7, 2025


Pin Pants

When someone hates you, they just want to put pins in your pants.

"Hey, Pin Pants! " said Steve

by howiseverythingtakenonurbanDic December 8, 2022