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When a male of any species takes a 5 pound exercise ball and repeatedly slaps the coochie until it slides in. No lube is allowed and neither party can be shaved.
My cunt hurts after my boyfriend taco meat slapped me.
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This month is for ass slapping you're allowed to slap mandem ass only, no girl is allowed to get ass slapped
This can only be in February 2020
Girl: Its slap ass month let's go slap mandem ass booty
Boys: We better do ten toes before they grab our ass
(Grab ass month can only be in February 2020) ( no grabbing of ass, slapping only )
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An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
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1) A very cheap, and fatty, meal.
2) A takeaway from your local 'cafe'.
1) I feel like making a slap-up meal tonight.
2)I'm going to ring the Chinese shop and order a takeaway.
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When cum on a girls ass and slap her on the ass saying “good game”
I was drunk and totally toaster strudel slapped this girl last night
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more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.
person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"
person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"
person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."
person 2: "oh."
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