stick your dick in it

a joke where "if it has a hole, stick your dick in it" is typically the first thing they say.

actually doing this will probably get you killed within a month.

"Dude, why is this road full of holes? "
"I don't know, but stick your dick in it."
"What the fuck! I'm not insane you know."

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wax my stick

Surfer slang for Give me a hand job

I went to this chick on the beach and said "Wax my stick bitch"(oh you know she did)

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Shit end of the stick

Expression denoting the experience of the less fortunate party to a contract

Don't lend Mitch your broom. He will stick it in his ass and leave you with the shit end of the stick. He always does.

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doo doo on a stick

1. What pretty girls call ugly girls to portray themselves as the fine specimens they are when compared to the skanks they don't want their boyfriends to look at.

2. Phrase used when fishing for sympathy for unattractiveness or when you don't feel good.

1. Haha, that bitch looks like doo doo on a stick.

2. I got so drunk last night. I feel like doo doo on a stick today. Feed me!

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Sex That Doesn't Stick

Scientific:
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, and begin coitus. Within minutes of insertion, both are tired and stop intercourse, realizing that rather then the intercourse taking hold it has slipped away.

Laymans Terms:
It is the opposite of sex that sticks. It doesn't take hold, or stay with you. Ergo, rather then the sex sticking, it doesn't stick.

Bob and Sally are having sex

Bob: "Oh Dear God! This sex isn't sticking"

Sally: "What do you mean its not sticking?"

Bob: "Its like sex that sticks, but it doesn't"

Sally: "Oh My, so thats Sex That Doesn't Stick."

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Cajun hot stick

Whilst doing his female partner doggie style, the male who has been depositing tobacco stained saliva into the small of her back, pulls out slaps his schlong into the spit pool and re enters her from behind

Last night I hit her with a cajun hot stick

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stick their dick in the dirt

A way of saying you are going to stomp somebody out, beat them up, or give them a beat down. Also a way of saying somebody got laid the fuck out in football.

-"Pookie was talking shit about you!"
-"Lets go stick that nigga's dick in the dirt Ray-Ray!

"It's fourh down and one! Let's stick their dick in the dirt nigga!"

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