Tea Party

Much like a bukkake party, the recipient of a tea party, who lays in the center of a group, is repeatedly tea bagged round-robin style.

Richard: Hey Jimmy, are you coming out to the Tea Party later?
Jimmy: No I can't man, I gotta hit the sack early tonight.

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Line Party

A line party is a party where friends stand in a line, each one bent over in order to do lines off of the backs of the one in front. In order to avoid the first person missing out, after each line they move back. A supervisor
Generally line parties become competitions, who can last the longest. Survival of the fittest etc.
For most of the addicted, those like high court judges, line parties are a common occurrence on their calenders.

Joe: Hey love, what's happening tonight?
Chris: I'm going to invite our friends around and do a line party.
Joe: Great! Can't wait.

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bachlorette party

A party meant to be WOMEN and ONLY women!
Absolutely NO men are allowed to attend this function throughtout the entirety of this event.

People to attend a bachlorette party are, the bride, bridesmaid, and any other female guests who want to endure in a thrilling, penisless experience. (except for those plastic ones you put around your neck).

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Communist Party

When someone is high on Tripple C's. A play on the Russian abbreviation for the Soviet Union, CCCP.

Dude, I took, like, a box and a half of Tripple C's, and now I'm having a crazy Communist Party!

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Blow Party

what you say to convince your girlfriend that she will have a great time when she gives you a blow job

"Hey Honey, did you hear about this great blow party?"

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closet party

A social gathering especially for pleasure or amusement that takes place in a closet

Lets go to the closet party at jeff's.

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3rd party

Party other than Democrat or Republican in the US. Not relevant to mainstream politics. Voted for by idealists who lack the pragmatism gene.

Ross Perot, Ralph Nader, Greens, Constitution Party, Libertarians

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