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National Cat Maid Day is on the 25th of November every year, it's a day where you and your friend group, no matter your gender, have to dress up as cat maids and go out.
Person 1: "hey it's the 25th of November! National Cat Maid Day!"
Person 2: "Guess we have to dress up as cat maids ;)"
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National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.
Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.
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Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking
dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14
i cant im hanging with my girl
dude thats stupid
nahh its not, it national titty fuck day
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April 18th is national titty pics day. Where you send a titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic
person 1: Ay yo today’s national titty pics day
person 2: dw i gotchu fam *sends a titty pic*
person 1: thank you so much *sends a titty pic*
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Recent winner of African Junior National Trials. The Namibian squad upset the heavily favored Nigerian squad head by American college prospect Odia Churchill.
Lead by a 23 point 11 rebound effort by rising star, Etiam "Pillar of Namibia" Corrigo, the Namibian Junior team appears to have established itself among the elite African national teams.
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When a person uses sarcasm 24/7
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)
Person 1:why am I shorter than everbody else?
Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.
Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).
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On June 25th people celebrate National Eat Pussy Day by eating a girl out.
Im going to Jessica’s house tomorrow to eat her out since it’s National Eat Pussy Day.
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