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tits that howl when they blow in the wind.
-"look at her tits blowing in the wind. ...and listen... they're howling!"
-"nice she has windy wolf tits."
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Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most
Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits
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tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.
a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.
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"Raging Tit Muffins!" is an expletive which can be considered to be synonymous to "Fucking Hell!" and "Oh, Sugar!" and in terms of offensiveness, perfectly bisecting these two expressions, similar to "Oh, bugger!".
Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.
There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".
John has just got ready for a big date with Susan, who has just rung the doorbell. At that very moment, John's pen bursts, spilling so much black ink onto his lap that it looks like a diseased octopus has sicked up on his crotch.
"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.
"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.
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this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down
judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"
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A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.
Did you see kalm yo tits' status today? talk about a diary of a mad black woman.
A woman whose breast have grown(or created) so large she is unable to use her arms well
"She's got some T-rex tits on her!"
Jennies T-Rex Tits prevented her from grabbing the glass of orange juice.
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