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Tallahassee Titty Taser

The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.

“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™

“No what the fuck you’re my kid”

Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp January 1, 2025


Tortilla titties

When you tan so much, it looks like you have tortilla chips on your titties.

Damn when that girl took off her top, she had tortilla titties.

by Warcat January 28, 2020


Titty Dam

As you're about to ejaculate, the girl blocks off your urethra with her tits, effictively blocking the evacuation of sperm and causing intense pain.

*Created by Reid W.

Connor: Hey man, why are you mad?

Kasey: I pissed off Sally and she Titty Dammed me.

by Swag Mastur November 20, 2014


nut titty

When you nut and it splashes on your forehead.

Oh no I just nut titty all over me.

by I just SHIT MYSELF C=========3 February 15, 2020


titty squishing

the act of squishing a titty. Often done by a person who has one when they are bored or by their partner whilst kissing or engaging in other activities

Maddy: yeah, i got so used to doing it doing quarantine that i caught myself titty squishing at school
Brandon: woah! that seems fun
Maddy: it really is underrated
Brandon: can i try?
Maddy: Your ass digging hands will not be anywhere near my squishies

by forthreeweeksandthreedays April 7, 2022


Them titties titting

An inspirational quote from a little boy thought to be from another little boy named Yisrael, yet was proven false in a Cut video named "Mom Guesses Which Dirty DM Her Son Sent | Thirst Trapped | Cut" Truly a masterpiece of the english language.

Dave: Yo, did you know someone said them titties titting in a cut video before?
Michael: Yeah! I TOTALLY saw it!

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021


Titty Sprinkles

Tittys that are sprinkled

something to yell when playing horror games

Mother fucking Titty Sprinkles!

by HunterTakami March 3, 2023