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Jish Is a Fish who lives in the Pacific Ocean, He first appeared in 750 BC and scientists dont know if still alive. He may be living in the depths of the Pacific Ocean, Stories say that Jish was once a human created by god but turned into a fish after commiting a sin, Jish is 10 Yards Tall with Fins Reaching the Ozone layer. He only awakens after all 10 commandments by the bible are broken.
"Once upon a time, there was a creature named Jish da Fish"
One:Hey do you have a fish?
Two:Yes his name is Jish
One:WTF??? DAT MONSTER OUR TEACHER THOUGHT US??
Two:HOLY SHIT, IT MIGHT BE
The Big Fish Cult is a group of people who will do anything for THE Big Fish. Big Fish is the God of the 4th Dimension.
"I would do anything The Big Fish Cult"
The best rapper you can find on SoundCloud
Yo I was listening to lil Stanky fish’s new song and my house burnt down because it was so fire!!
A fish sucking you off.
(and yes the fish is indeed gay)
Me: I like Doing Gay With A Fish.
Fish: OK Honey.
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When someone’s concha smells like ratchet expired tuna
Did you smell that in class? Someone definitely has a case of the tuna fish swish.
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When a woman has been denied sex and her genitalia starts a quiverin'.
" Ula Mae, when I see your attitude improve I'll be back to gives you some cock." I says. "In the mean time don't throw a Fish Flap Frenzy Fraulein."
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Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life
It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself
Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish
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