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Well fuck its no nut november... Wait what? Dylan already lost? Wauw he cant even think about a life without wanking
November 1 fucking sucks if you are born on thus date YOU'RE A FUCKING FAILURE FUCKING BITCH
Make up your own holiday.
Show your bsf/lover how much you love/appreciate them.
Bsf: You know what today is?
Me: November 1?
Bsf: No it’s the day where you show me how much you love me.
Me: Ok. *Gives long hug*
November 1, 1996 it's when greatest goth rapper Lil peep was born. I'm so sorry for u if you don't know him.
Fangirl: Omg, it's the happiest day of my life.
Someone: What's on November 1?
Fangirl: November 1 is the day when Lil peep was born!!
National give your girl a hoodie and take her on a date today
November 1st is the day to give your crush a hoodie if she's cold and shivering.
November 1 is national middle child day
Middle child: GUESS WHAT
oldest: what?
Middle child: ITS NATIONAL MIDDLE CHILD DAY IM THE KING/QUEEN
Youngest: how?
Middle: um ITS NOVEMBER 1
Oldest and youngest: oh god.
National Abuse Munroe day. This is they say you can physically or mentally abuse someone named Munroe.
November 1 is national Abuse Munroe day