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Havana banana

This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.

It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.

Dude, Joey got so drunk last night he almost ate his own Havana banana!!

by Feral fecal photos September 1, 2023


Banana boogercock

It’s When you eat a banana and pick your nose at the same time the start jerking your cock with the banana peel

Did you play banana boogercock with your brother?

by 000111stinkyfarts June 18, 2023


extra banana

two bananas

i ate extra banana for lunch

by gabestonehouse@gmail.com June 3, 2022


Hardcore Banana

A banana used normally as a headband by HXC kids. It started because kids who got hungry would just put them into their mouths and keep on dancing.

Non-HXC Kid: Dude, what is that on your forehead?
HXC Kid: A Hardcore Banana. I may get hungry when I'm acting like an asshole in the pit, plus my doctor said I need more potassium intake.

by MCorps October 22, 2014


What the banana

A child friendly version of what the fuck

*kid dies*
Random person: “what the banana

by ilikedogs January 8, 2023


Banana Eats

A popular Roblox game made by RyCitrus as a successor to his other game, Midnight Snack Attack. Players must escape a giant banana (or bananas, depending on the game mode), while completing various tasks scattered around the map to reduce the time that the banana(s) has to find them. As of this writing, the game has more than 250,000,000 visits and is still updated on a monthly basis.

Banana Eats is a thrilling hide and seek game; easy to learn, hard to master.

by Someone who kinda exists July 27, 2021


Ham,banana,hollandaise meal

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather

-Yu gon eat dinner?

-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt

by Yat yas-le July 17, 2018