bro phone sex

The act of talking on the phone with your bro instead of spending time with your girlfriend or wife. Very annoying to any female. Conversations occur daily and can last for hours and hours.

Dude, Sean and Chris have been on the phone all day, the must be having bro phone sex!

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Yeah Easy Bro

Fall asleep after saying yeah easy bro on the person next to you or let your neck go back as far as possible and look dead.

Whats going on bro, nothing much, yeah easy bro

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cool story bro

A phrase used to react to a story, ect. that has little/nothing to do whith the curent subject.

*under a discussion about videogames*
Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash!
Dude B: Cool story bro

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You mad, bro?

A phrase that can troll any and all, not excluding dumbasses at Fox News. Used to further agitate an already agitated person.

Students: You mad, bro?
Black people: That's racist.
Any internet savvy person in the world: Cool story, black people.

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come at me bro

a phrase popularized by Ronnie, a cast member of the greatest show currently on television, Jersey Shore.

used to show that one will not physically initiate fight but is willing to fight if the situation arises.

Douchebag: Want to fight, little bitch?
You: *ignore*
Douchebag: Pussy, what a pussy.
You: Come at me bro.

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Cool Story Bro

a sentence, statement, word or story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

1. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, want a sticker for that?
2. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit!
3. Oi Raelene, put a bookmark in your cool story and continue from no one gives a fuck
4. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, thought it was fucking amazing myself

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How's it hanging bro?

Means you're on speaker and your girlfriend is next to you and you're about to ask some questions.

How's it hanging bro? Quick question.

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