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Daniel is a kid with a small dick and a horrible personality. He is always backstabbing his friends. He would do anything for his family, but nothing for his friends. Stay away from a Daniel!
Friend 1: What did Daniel say?
Friend2: He always says something behind our backs!
Daniel is the true xXpuzzyslayerXx. He eats ass faster than the speed of light and his handsomeness Will littarly blow u away. Daniel also gets all the ladies and noone stand the smallest chance against him.
Girl 1: Omfg Daniel just slapped My butthole and it felt amazing!
Girl 2: No way Daniel is mine bitch!
Belteshazzar
Daniel is belteshazzar because he met Moses who called him Belteshazzar.
Daniel is Belteshazzar
Daniel’s are the sweetest guys to ever walk the planet. He is. confident, and kind, and have an awesome sense of humor. Daniel’s are the kind of guys who will buy you flowers for no reason, and leave you love letters just because he loves you. He’s stupidly attractive, but won’t show it off. His heart is full of love, and all he wants to do is care for and nurture the people around him. He’s loyal, honest, and an open book. If he loves you, he will do anything for you. He will always protect you. Daniel’s love is God-given. He’s the type who heaps of girls fall for, but he is completely devoted and loyal to one. If you get lucky enough to have a Daniel in your life, hold onto him, because he’s one of a kind.
“hey thats Daniel right”?”
“yeah, he’s super nice!”
Person 1 : Oooooh did you see Daniel’s big Shlong.
Person 2 : yeah it was 25+ inches.
Person 1 : sheeeeeeeeeeesh.