pipe the fuck down

"pipe the fuck down"

use it when anyone is being outrageous. or just doing something you find unreasonable.

Teacher: "tonight's homework is-"

Jenna: "PIPE the fuck down."

or used to dismiss unfavorable action:

*guy presses elevator button again even though you have clearly pressed it*

"PIPE the FUCK down, sir"

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Jew him down

The act of a buyer negotiating a lower price for goods or services from a seller.

The car dealer wanted me to pay sticker price for my new car, but I successfully Jewed him down to a lower price.

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mick downs

Noun:

(to be (a) Mick Downs)
1. To be very foolish, make ill-informed decisions and generally will make a laughing stock of themselves.
2. To lack confidence, social awkwardness leading to ludicrous claims.
3. To have a forgetful nature, often losing concentration during the simplest of tasks.

1. Bershawn: Hey, you see that guy over there? He's just after dropping the ice cream cone he just bought..

Keaton: Haha, what an absolute Mick Downs!!

2. Keaton: Shane, Shane.. Pass the ball Shane!

Shawn: My name's Shawn you Mick Downs.

3. Bershawn: Oh my god, i just accidentally locked my phone by getting the password wrong too many times..

Keaton: Are you Mick Downs?

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woedie down

To calm down
Take it down a notch

You need to woedie down

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power it down

super toilet (on steroids) that suck down the waste without an argument

i've got to cut me a flop, but i'm going to 'choke it back' till i get to work where i can power it down!

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stick down

The opposite of a stick up.

Instead of robbing someone, you return what was taken.

"This is a stick down!.. here's you're money back, sir!"

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Down-Sites

When you go to a (music)band's website and listen to the music on it to find out if you like them or not.

A Person who Down-Sites is a Down-Siter

"I went on some Down-Sites last night and found loads of good bands!"

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