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After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.
I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.
When you bend a chick over and engage in intercourse so hard that when the man finishes the cum shoots out her nose….expert level move
You seen Amanda with the fat ass. I’m gonna turn that trick into a sperm dragon
When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.
Get the fuck outta here you fuckin sperm dragon
Thing everyone hates. ^
You will want to do this. .-| |-.
(Also called the finger.)
“This is such a dragon bee! I hate her!”
When you contract more than one STD from one sexual partner, and end up with burning pee, and explosive diarrhea from your mouth.
I was with this girl last night night and now I think I am catching the dragon.
When a man evacuates on a women's face while she has hot morning breath
Man, she totally had the "Magical Dragon" this morning...
When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.
That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.