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When you contract more than one STD from one sexual partner, and end up with burning pee, and explosive diarrhea from your mouth.
I was with this girl last night night and now I think I am catching the dragon.
When a man evacuates on a women's face while she has hot morning breath
Man, she totally had the "Magical Dragon" this morning...
When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.
That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.
When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.
I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.
A sex act where the male farts in the females mouth and then the female blows out the fart from her mouth into a fire that ignites the fart blown out from her mouth.
Him: Hey, do you wanna do the finnish grand dragon with me today?
Her: Yeah.
When you are in a stall and someone walks in to the stall next to yours and he farts then you fart to see who has louder farts. You go until nobody can fart anymore and the loudest fart wins.
I was in the stall taking a dump and the kid next to me farted so apparently he wanted to throw down. We started Dueling Dragons
When two men collide boners and cum.
Am i Gay for Dueling Dragons? Nope not at all