a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.
person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone
long shaggy-looking haircut, like you’ve been isolated for months and all the barbers and salons are closed.
Damn, Tiffany. You got some 2020 hair today, go fix yourself or put on a hat.
Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.
It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.
A term used by the whippersnappers friend group that will be cherished for life.
Keller you Nigerian nipple hair
stupid fatty underpaid doofus who takes your guzzle juice
woah, nice green liquid, oh nevermind, it was taken by karen with red hair, i hate her