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noisy hair

a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.

person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone

by bettyinacardigan August 29, 2021


2020 hair

long shaggy-looking haircut, like you’ve been isolated for months and all the barbers and salons are closed.

Damn, Tiffany. You got some 2020 hair today, go fix yourself or put on a hat.

by beewalks January 10, 2021


resting bitch hair

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.

It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.

by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017


Nigerian nipple hair

A term used by the whippersnappers friend group that will be cherished for life.

Keller you Nigerian nipple hair

by Whippersnappers friend November 2, 2019


karen with red hair

stupid fatty underpaid doofus who takes your guzzle juice

woah, nice green liquid, oh nevermind, it was taken by karen with red hair, i hate her

by i HAD a guzzlejuice May 13, 2022


Spicy hair

Like jazzed up hair.

'Girl send picture of forehead'
Clown: SPICY HAIR

by Sneezy Singh July 22, 2019


arm hair

Hair in a person's arms, usually a man's.

He has arm hair

by Rhoddium November 20, 2021