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A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.
Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall
That boy is such a michael heavens
The freshest man in the universe who's freshness stuns everybody especially when they see him and his FRESH PANTS! This wise man also known as the Cokemaster (or cebarboi) can 100% guarantee everything. He loves Honey. Wise quotes from this stud is "Coke is healthier than water" , "I didnt saw him" "I proudly identify as a mythical reptile ;)" etc. Meeting this man should be the number one thing on your bucket list as he truly is a one of a kind fresh guy. Einstein, Newton, Schmidt, these are the names of the most intelligent men to be alive on this earth; however, none of these wise men were able to discover the Law of 89 or more specifically known as Genna's Law. This law says that when somebody guarentee's 100% the true maximum they can produce is only 89% . This law defies all laws of physics, coke and chemistry but thus far this law is 100% guaranteed to be true.
Michael 'Fresh' Cedar has fresh pants but he dogs the boys!
Best actor in the whole universe
Michael Nicht: Batsen nou.
Michael Nicht: Kappe kutt
A vey hard worker, likes to keep to his own, acts gay but now at all, and very cute.
Michael Ryan DeVries is very cute
A day that is all about Michael, usually October 30th.
Lain: “You know Michael day?”.
Everyone: “YESSS!! I love spoiling Michael on Michael day!”.
The most colorful person, many emotions, made of so many and so much, among those of the age of life. Beautiful
Tell Michael Bartlett we want to see him do that stunt again tomorrow with new friends.