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pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps
Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.
A seemingly keen individual whom is being snippy via text message and is wearing pants
Yeah, you were being a snippy pants đź‘–
When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).
He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.
When an foreign man or woman forgets how to speak English, so using the best of their abilities, they try to point out that someone's flyer is open or that their lower half is somewhat revealed through their clothing in a way it shouldn't be.
Foreigner: Hey! Pant open!
Person 1: What the fuck does "Pant open" mean?
Person 2: Dude.. your flyer is open.
Something that is in the wrong place and prob the wrong time.
Why would you look this up, like, you went on urban, went to the search bar, and typed, "cup of pants" Maybe you were look for a bag of pants, idk man.
Guy dressed in a grim reaper costume: Hey guys i'm here!
Person at the funeral: You are as out of place as a cup of pants my guy.
That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.
Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.
Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick
Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“
Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“