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An asain that will do stuff for money.
Guy 1: I need someone to drink my piss.
Guy 2: Find a hong kong piss bucket.
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All that comes out of your ass after a night of ingesting large amounts of Buttwieser.
I got off the toilet after an hour and all that came out was butt pee.
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A rural saying denoting something is worthless.
That old car is rusty and doesn't run. It ain't worth a boot full of cold piss.
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A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'
Jade and David are deep into conversation:
Jade: No, I don't want more kids!
David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.
Jade: .. What?
David: You heard me.
Jade: .. You be cray cray.
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Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.
"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."
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used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends
Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants
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Donald Trump is a golden shower piss boy. That’s it.
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