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one@Ja Rule Hater

A person who dislikes Ja Rule just cuz his flame got burnt out or other stupid reasons.

I hate Ja Rule(how you hate someone you don't know?); Ja Rule's music sucks and is mad fake(you wasn't sayin' that shit when he had ya heads bouncin' a few years ago wit' them hot hits he was makin').

by Nunyabiznessmuthafucka January 24, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sexy Spoons Will Rule Us All

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1. Only the crazy-best fanfiction writer in the EdEn fandom. She's in the process of publishing her EPIC TRILOGY. Quite famous in the EdEn fandom. Associates with Potions For Foxes and Indigo's Ocean

2. a very sexy utensil that has dreams of word domination

3. An Australian mother goddess of utensils and writing and sexy things. Has links to Japan

1. "Wow this writer's goooood!"

"'Yeah, but she ain't no Spoonsie."

2. "I wish I were as awesome as Spoons."

"Okay that's seriously enough, you're practically stalkering her..."

"Yes but .... pretty writing."

3. "Sexy Spoons Will Rule Us All? What sort of a username is that?"

"A sexy and awesome ONE!"

by Lving Dead Girl i August 10, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory

"Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory" states that for every conceivable subject about which porn has inevitably been produced, hentai portraying such acts has existed prior to.

Dee: "I saw a video of a dude in a superman outfit literally raping a llama"

Dum: "Dude, there was hentai of that shit 16 years ago. Haven't you heard of 'Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory'?"

by HazyKushen July 6, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


2 & 1/2 week rule

The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.

If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.

-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.

by OST October 23, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck the no memes in general rule day

On this day you can post every meme you have on your computer or phone in general. January 27th is the day when this miracle happens!

Mod: "No memes in general!"
Members: "Fuck off"
That's what's special about Fuck the no memes in general rule day.

by EvenSucks January 27, 2022


Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk Iโ€™m lazy

If you walk on earth you die if you exist

Oh no I walked on earth. OH NO you are going to die by Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk Iโ€™m lazy ya know that rule? if you walk on earth you die if you exist? Yes. Oh no *Dies*

by ItsJustOnZi69 February 27, 2022


10 Seconds Rule

The 10 Seconds Rule is simple. Draw a camera and yell, โ€œ10, 9,... 1โ€œ and click, during the countdown the models should do the first out-of-the box thing they can think of.

The 10 Seconds Rule is a great way to take wicked pictures.

Common things to do are too pick someone up, get naked or doing a handstand, or all above.

1. He took an awesome 10 Seconds Rule picture, everybody where all over the place

2. Haukur broke his cufflinks when ripping his clothes off during the 10 Seconds Rule

by gunniho May 6, 2008

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