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The big, juicy tits of a fat man.
That guy should not be running with those man melons
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1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.
"don't be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend's pants"
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Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..
Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?
Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?
Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*
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Another term for a load of semen.
Joe dropped a load of man egg on anne.
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an unusually powerful woman who can stand on her own and doesn't need the love and attention of a man. she gets a kick out of leading you along, because it makes you look so stupid. it further proves her own superior intelligence. if she does accept a man, he will have to be able to match her in intelligence and wit. if you fall for her, it's your own damn fault.
i went out to the bar with two different men and, ironically, they both called the next day to ask for another date. i am a man eater and those two got eaten alive!
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a man who is ridiculously good looking and who is well versed in the art of sexual skills demonstrating the uncanny ability to land the most beautiful women including cougars, and milfs.
Bro! That freshman Chris just boned brook, the hottest senior chick with the nicest rack and tightest ass, he is such a man fox!
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The world's most famous and powerful crackhead. Legend has it, that he can smoke a fat $40 rock in a single hit.
Man, nobody could smoke this rock in one hit. Well, maybe the one and only Beek-Man could.
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The guy in a group around a fireplace that uses a long metal stick to adjust the position of the log. Commonly found in fireplace videos.
"Hey, I saw someone's hand on the fireplace video!"
"Yeah, that's the poker man"
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