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Piss-Ass Drunk

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Def.: What happens when you drink too much Nesquick chocolate milk with no booze.

"Oh, man! I got piss-ass drunk from drinking too much chocolate milk! Believe me, I'm from East Tenneessee, and you'll find some of the weirdest mother @#$%ers there.

by ColonelJ February 1, 2004

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hong kong piss bucket

An asain that will do stuff for money.

Guy 1: I need someone to drink my piss.
Guy 2: Find a hong kong piss bucket.

by Minge2 May 10, 2006

36๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt pee or ass piss

All that comes out of your ass after a night of ingesting large amounts of Buttwieser.

I got off the toilet after an hour and all that came out was butt pee.

by you know my fuckin name! June 20, 2003

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Pissing in One's warm spot

Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.

"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."

by GreetingsADM August 2, 2015

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you're the piss in my pants

used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends

Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants

by lmaocity March 18, 2016

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Whatever pisses your instrument.

A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'

Jade and David are deep into conversation:

Jade: No, I don't want more kids!

David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.

Jade: .. What?

David: You heard me.

Jade: .. You be cray cray.

by I Can Ride A Mastodon March 13, 2010

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Boot full of cold piss

A rural saying denoting something is worthless.

That old car is rusty and doesn't run. It ain't worth a boot full of cold piss.

by JohnDenver74 December 13, 2016

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