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5th world country

A country that pretends to care about human rights while blatantly and outright changing the law to show the people they mean absolutely nothing to the government.

America is the only 5th world country on earth.

by WeeMentalJo May 3, 2023


World Strap-on Day

Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.

Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"

by ModernCreek April 4, 2024


the edge of the world

The edge of the world is an imaginary place, on the also imaginary flat earth, that many conspiracy theorists say that exists, but for some reason no one has ever registered it in photographs os videos.
They say that is because the globalist government patrol the ocean area close to it preventing anyone to come close, even though they would need more than half of the world's population working to maintain this secret from the rest of it, thus making it a completely useless effort since they could simply let them know and still keep control of the world because they would have this vast majority on their payroll.

The edge of the world does not exist! Earth is a sphere you dumb mf!

by Sr. Picles April 8, 2022


The worlds best girlfriend

The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Kateřina! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!

“Who’s the worlds best girlfriend?”

“It’s Kateřina ofcourse!”

by Theoneandonlykek June 1, 2022


Worlds fattest priest

the fattest priest (Father McGurthy)on the episode, “iWant a World Record”(s01e10) which sam wants to meet so bad while everyone is trying to get a new world record .

Sam:” I want to meet the worlds fattest priest firsttttt.”
Carly: “NO WE HAVE THINGS TO DO, cmon.”

by icarlyfan14 April 12, 2022


coolest bf ever in the world

my bf eric he’s so cool and handsome n amazing n i wanna have kids with him

eric rlly is the coolest bf ever in the world

by eric’s girlfriend ❤️❤️ June 23, 2023


worlds shortest girl

alayna matlock and Angelina anderson are the two shortest people on the planet they reach an amazing 1 foot tall

they are the worlds shortest girls

by bigE42069 September 12, 2019