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When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.
Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.
Quite possibly the only Simon and Garfunkel song where Garfunkel sings lead vocals and/or doesn't just harmonize with Paul Simon. Funnily enough, it is widely considered their best song.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Sweetened ice tea from a can. (Like peach peace tea)
Yo! Give me some of that fancy ass bong water brooo!
When you are going to the bathroom and at any point during your visit an item of clothing gets dipped in the toilet.
Scenario: Bathroom Stall
Girl #1: "Oh shit, the back of your skirt is all wet."
Girl #2: "Great, when I squatted it must've hit the toilet water dipping sauce. Yum!"
word used to describe someone who looks like boo boo ice water (they just have to fit the title)
Bro, xav is SUCH a boo boo ice water.
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When a male's testes and surrounding sac are so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.
EX1----->
Terence: O man, I got in from the lake the other day, and the water was really warm. I went to go make some gravy and next thing I knew my ballsac was chillin' in the feces-infested toilet water!
Ryan: Dude, you were definitely hangin' toilet water low.
EX2----------->
Randolph: I was having a splendid potty-bang session the other day with my biotch and all of a sudden I jumped up and sent her into the fuckin' tub. Turns out I had clogged the toilet and the water was creeping up on my babymakers. At first I thought I was hangin' toilet water low, but realized my Anaconda Deuce was the really the problem.
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When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.
"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"
Ya rt
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