Noun. When you grow out your hair so long you can wear it as clothes.
Look at her hair toga.
When your partner cuts your nose hair and then data it while sugning you off
She gave me a nose hair heaven Yesterday
A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
Hair style that is so unappealing, that it just kills whatever sexual or romantic vibe your have with a woman
"When Sally walked out of her mom's camper, she could of been bangable. Until I saw that she had trailer park hair
Like the most lovely thing u will see in this word even better than sex and thicc curves like pokimane.
Did u see Shockswift hair its better than that girl last night.
Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.
Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop
Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD
A man with Glorious hair. He could get paid to model it. Also a man commonly referred to as simply "THE TOWNSEND"
Boy that Kieth Townsend is one heckl of a HAIR MODEL...