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The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.
Is that an arm coming out of you ass? HOLY SHIT!! IT'S AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY!
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When a person, usually female, will check the cleanliness of this area outside and in and can also include using their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex. So if there is it can be removed and clean up that area.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
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When you are playing cod while fucking and get a triple wallbang while you cum
I triple bang anal swapped someone yesterday it was epic
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The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males
Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex
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Another way to say what the fuck to your friends.
What in the anal sexual intercourse is going on here?!
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you have crabs of the anal/rectal region (usally accompanied with telling the person 'chu's got anal crabs' in a high voice - noramally accompanied with a push)
ed agg/sam lonsdale's anal crabs
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one who prior to ejaculation takes the cock out of the ass and shoots him cum shot into the mouth of the homosexual hes performing intercourse with and makes them gargle the semen they just blew into their mouth. After the gargling is through the homosexual swallows the load. The homosexual usually involved is named Kevin Gauthier
Tim: Hey do you know any cum guzzling anal queens
Dylan: Yeah its Kevin Gauthier
Tim:O how so?
Dylan: I know a guy who said he was looking for a fat shit that he could get to guzzle his cum and Kevin offered with excitement.
Tim:What did they do?
Dylan: Well the guy said he was having anal intercourse with Kevin and with joy he asked him to blow his load in Kevin's mouth and while the load was in Kevin's mouth he gargled with joy and then swallowed the load and enjoyed every swimmer that trickled down his throat.
Tim: That sounds amazing!
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