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Noun.
Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.
(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment
John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D
Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....
Hint at being horny.
Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3
Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.
Did you see his poker boner!
I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner
when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."
The act of or feeling of having a belief in something that’s so appealing and strong your soul gets metaphorically erect.
I have a belief boner for preventing Trump from building a wall.
When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.
Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner
When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had
Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner