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An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.
Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."
When you stick your dick in a peanut butter jar and flail it all around to smack them in the face
Yo my dad just gave a peanut butter sneak attack out of no where.
A dick that has just been in a girls ass, squeezed between that girls tits, with the shit used as lube.
My girl is in to scat, so I totally made a peanut butter burger with her last night.
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These are quite literally the biggest pile of human created garbage ever created. If you enjoy eating bread and butter pickles, you don’t deserve to have any friends, or even exist on planet earth.
I heard John likes bread and butter pickles… ghost him
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The act of placing a bowl underneath the anus whilst taking a shit, and then using said bowl in a potluck.
Tom: yo did you see that piece of shit in a bowl at the potluck?
Harry: Hell yeah that's my amish butter dish.
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Sweat that comes from between the legs, specifically around the testicles and perineum, which has a cheese-like consistency
Dude, after the gym today I had nasty Jy's nut butter.
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when making a peanut butter sandwich, you wipe the remains of the peanut butter on your partners upper lip creating a authentic mexican moustache.
Brett made a Peanut Butter sandwich then gave Ben a Peanut Butter Sanchez.
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