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the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
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A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.
After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.
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A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.
"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."
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I'm gonna put little Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory!
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putting your ass pucker on your partners mouth while resting you testicles in his/her eye sockets.
Never pass out at Travis' house because you might wake to the dreaded chocolate kiss with kiwi googles and there are some things you cannot unsee or untaste!
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A stale piece of shit hanging from a stinky black girls ass.
I was about to bang her in the ass when out of nowhere I saw a rocky mountain chocolate starfish poking out.
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"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.
I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!
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