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Trying to score with someone you work with.
Man, I knew that HR might fire my ass for fishing off the pier, but her ass is so fine, I've just got to make it mine!
March 8th is the official day to celebrate the glory that is the deep sea telescope fish.
“Hey Jim, did you know that tomorrow is telescope fish day?”
“What it is?! I’m SO EXCITED!”
The best rapper you can find on SoundCloud
Yo I was listening to lil Stanky fish’s new song and my house burnt down because it was so fire!!
A fish sucking you off.
(and yes the fish is indeed gay)
Me: I like Doing Gay With A Fish.
Fish: OK Honey.
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When someone’s concha smells like ratchet expired tuna
Did you smell that in class? Someone definitely has a case of the tuna fish swish.
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When a woman has been denied sex and her genitalia starts a quiverin'.
" Ula Mae, when I see your attitude improve I'll be back to gives you some cock." I says. "In the mean time don't throw a Fish Flap Frenzy Fraulein."
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Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life
It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself
Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish
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