Happy Beef

Chinese delicacy. Stir fried cow’s uterus.

Boss: Prepare a feast! I want Happy Beef!
Minion: Do you want snow peas as side?
Boss: You idiot! Snow Peas goes with Happy Pork! What does Happy Beef goes with? Pickled Choi Sum! This is a rule!

Happy Day

On Happy Day (April 7) you will have to be happy towards every one!!

Girl: Hi!!
Boy: Why are you so happy today??
Girl: It's Happy Day today!!