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An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.
Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.
You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
cocky boy: “ilysm”
nerdy girl: “BOOB”
cocky boy: “you suck you just scared the ba-jesus out of me”
The perfect synonym for Christianity
In a sentence:
man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom
Example:
Bob: hey thought you were going to church
Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago
Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high
Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.
A really big church.
I go to church at Six Flags Over Jesus.
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Anybody who is part of a religion that has jesus as the son of god and is so devoted to where it sickens those around them
Bro im tring to hookup with that cute redhead
Dude dont bother she talks bout jesus and god too damn much she s a total jesus muncher
The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear
Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.