a big sloppy kiss, the creepy kind Burl Ives gives you licence for in his Christmas Carol, "Holly Jolly Christmas."
She was really young, but she was right there under the mistletoe, so I planted a wet burl on her.
a homosexual that has been made wet by the bathroom.
my friend who was a dry homosexual, hopped in to the shower and once they came out turned into a wet homosexual.
When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.
1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot
the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him
person 1:ugh here comes wet socks
person 2.oh god
person 3. looks away everyone
A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.
Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.