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Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 7, 2022


Porn bot

On YouTube, there are two types of porn bots:

1) The porn bots that replies to popular comments with their oversexualized NSFW pfp

2) The porn bots that just says random gibberish in another language with a malicious link in between the gibberish

"YouTube please do something against these awful porn bots. Having bots like these isn't something to show with pride."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022


walking the porn

An act of self-love with the use of hands to achieve orgasm while watching porn.

I was only looking babe, I wasn't walking the porn, promise.

by WinterWood June 10, 2017


rhino porn

All you gotta do is strap a dildo to your head and peg each other in a mud puddle.

We told you before, we're not doing any gay bear porn!

Yeah, no shit. We wrapped that last week. We're on to rhino porn now.

by March 17, 2022


business porn

creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures

"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"

by Alice Turing April 24, 2017


fact porn

The contemporary phenomenon of people requiring news agency to publish any single detail about an incident immediately without any further investigation. For example, this can be observed after a supposed terrorist attack.

There is currently a lot of fact porn on news site X about incident Y.

by dog's beast March 22, 2017


Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS)

an anit-social humanoid who finds themselves to be a culinary connoisseur.

"That person clearly has Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS), check your food for hair!"

by ESC. May 26, 2015