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"Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory" states that for every conceivable subject about which porn has inevitably been produced, hentai portraying such acts has existed prior to.
Dee: "I saw a video of a dude in a superman outfit literally raping a llama"
Dum: "Dude, there was hentai of that shit 16 years ago. Haven't you heard of 'Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory'?"
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The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.
If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.
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On this day you can post every meme you have on your computer or phone in general. January 27th is the day when this miracle happens!
Mod: "No memes in general!"
Members: "Fuck off"
That's what's special about Fuck the no memes in general rule day.
If you walk on earth you die if you exist
Oh no I walked on earth. OH NO you are going to die by Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy ya know that rule? if you walk on earth you die if you exist? Yes. Oh no *Dies*
The 10 Seconds Rule is simple. Draw a camera and yell, “10, 9,... 1“ and click, during the countdown the models should do the first out-of-the box thing they can think of.
The 10 Seconds Rule is a great way to take wicked pictures.
Common things to do are too pick someone up, get naked or doing a handstand, or all above.
1. He took an awesome 10 Seconds Rule picture, everybody where all over the place
2. Haukur broke his cufflinks when ripping his clothes off during the 10 Seconds Rule
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Sending nudes to someone who is 1000 miles or over that does not count as cheating
Jessica, it doesn't count because of the 1000 mile nude rule. Send the pic.
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I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
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