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June 21, the day where everyone named Jacob either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day
Hey it’s national fuck Jacob day
Wait I’m Jacob
Go f***yourself Jacob
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october 29 is the national day of anyone named jocelyn being extremely homosexual
person 1: dude what day is it
person 2: october 29
person 1: oh shit it’s national jocelyn is gay day
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falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates
Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff
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Every April 11th you can slap that one girl wit dat nice booty’s ass. Only on this day can there be no consequences.
Damn bro, she got a FINE ass.
Aye, it’s April 11th. National Slap an Ass Day. Remember?
(God’s Plan plays in background)
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what was the role fo nationalism in leading nations to war ?
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Make your friend get TikTok
Send them this
They have to
You: Get TikTok it’s funny
Friend: No it’s weird
National get TikTok day
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National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.
Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.
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